Jude's World

A peek into Jude's head, using direct quotes from the past few weeks:

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Me: "Hey Jude, there's the moon."
Jude: "We can eat the moon."
Me: "Oh yeah?  What do you think it tastes like?"
Jude: "Chicken."

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[While eating macaroni and cheese with his fingers, and slurping each noodle into his mouth]:

"I'm eating grubs."

(inspired by his recent obsession with Timon and Pumbaa in The Lion King)

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[Randomly, from the backseat of the car:]

"I don't like ostriches when they're angry."

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Jono: "Jude, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Jude: "I want gum, and I want coffee."

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[On his way back from the bathroom, spoken with detachment and nonchalance:]

"I put my finger up my bum."

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[After being discovered naked downstairs in the dark at 6am, playing Angry Birds on Daddy's phone:]

"Daddy is not taking his phone to work today."

...and,

 "There was a puwwwple biwwwd flying through the aiwww!" (still can't say his "r's", and he likes to draw them out when he does try to say them)

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[We've been having some talks lately about where God is and what it is, exactly, that he does.]

"When God put Theo's head on, did Theo cry?"

"God is gonna flyyy down from the moon and goooo into our hearts!"

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Amen.