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Friday, December 9, 2011

a toddler's take on religion

Sound bite from the other night, after bedtime prayers:

Jude: "Is Jesus up there?"

Me: "Yes."

Jude: "Is Jesus in my bed?"

Me: "Yes. He's everywhere. Jesus is your friend."

Jude: "I'm gonna bite Jesus."

Okay then.

4 comments:

Brenda said...: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......; December 9, 2011 at 8:16 PM
Emily said...: This one goes in my Top Five Funniest Things He's Ever Said category :); December 11, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Anonymous said...: If Jude would bite Jesus, I am sure he would be forgiven. Jude is showing he is not going to take things at face value, so don't expect to fool him about anything anytime soon. I love him the way he is. Bapa; December 11, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Emily said...: Dad, I agree. That's why it's funny and not sacrilege (sp?).; December 13, 2011 at 8:40 AM